Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
- a = stinky
- b = lumpy
- c = buttercup
- d = gidget
- e = crusty
- f = greasy
- g = fluffy
- h = cheeseball
- i = chim-chim
- j = poopsie
- k = flunky
- l = booger
- m = pinky
- n = zippy
- o = goober
- p = doofus
- q = slimy
- r = loopy
- s = snotty
- t = falafel
- u = dorkey
- v = squeezit
- w = oprah
- x = skipper
- y = dinky
- z = zsa-zsa
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
- a = diaper
- b = toilet
- c = giggle
- d = bubble
- e = girdle
- f = barf
- g = lizard
- h = waffle
- i = cootie
- j = monkey
- k = potty
- l = liver
- m = banana
- n = rhino
- o = burger
- p = hamster
- q = toad
- r = gizzard
- s = pizza
- t = gerbil
- u = chicken
- v = pickle
- w = chuckle
- x = tofu
- y = gorilla
- z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
- a = head
- b = mouth
- c = face
- d = nose
- e = tush
- f = breath
- g = pants
- h = shorts
- i = lips
- j = honker
- k = butt
- l = brain
- m = tushie
- n = chunks
- o = hiney
- p = biscuits
- q = toes
- r = buns
- s = fanny
- t = sniffer
- u = sprinkles
- v = kisser
- w = squirt
- x =humperdinck
- y = brains
- z = juice
Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Go figure. :)
Now when you forward this, use your new name as the title of the subject line.