Why Beer is Better Than Women
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You can enjoy a beer all month long.
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Beer stains wash out.
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You don't have to wine and dine beer.
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Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play
hockey.
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When your beer goes flat you toss it.
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Beer is never late.
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Hangovers go away.
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A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
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Beer labels come off without a fight.
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When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
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Beer never has a headache.
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After you have had a beer the bottle is still worth 10¢.
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A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
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If you pour a beer right you'll always get a good head.
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You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
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A beer always goes down easy.
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You can share a beer with your friends.
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You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
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A beer is always wet.
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Beer doesn't demand equality.
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You can have a beer in public.
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A beer doesn't care when you get home.
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A frigid beer is a good beer.
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You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.