ABC's of Drinking
- A - Alcohol: The key to surviving college
- B - Beer: It's whats for dinner
- C - Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night
party
- D - Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks
pathetic
- E - Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your
drinking party
- F - Fdrinking* Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
- G - Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers
- H - Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you
drank
- I - IA: The Klan that really knows how to drink alcohol
- J - Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger
home
- K - Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
- L - Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving
alcohol
- M - Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying
- N - Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't
know
- O - Oh shit! What you say as you're falling down the stairs.
- P - Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
- Q - Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the
morning-YUCK!
- R - Reform: What you promise God you will do while you're puking in the
toilet
- S - Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were
drunk
- T - Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
- U - Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town
- V - Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello
- W - Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god
- X - X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it(detox)
- Y - Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
- Z - Zima: Zomething Different