- Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport- Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot- Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet- Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed- Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog- Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle- Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists- Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors- Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes- Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly- Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway- Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work- Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end- Bull Terrier + Shitzu
Oh, never mind....