Dog Proverbs
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"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little
puppies." -- Gene Hill
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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with
you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently
at nothing right in your ear." -- Dave Barry
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"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend,
and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx.
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"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down." -- Robert Benchley
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"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked
in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." -- Sue Murphy
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays
up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?" -- Unknown
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"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all
nervous and give the wrong answers." -- Unknown
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"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't
got the guts to bite people themselves." -- August Strindberg
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"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture
unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
-- Fran Lebowitz
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"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we
come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul-- chicken, pork,
half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -- Anne
Tyler
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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult." -- Rita Rudner
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"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to
99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein
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"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."
-- Unknown
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"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -- James
Thurber
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"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful." -- Ann Landers
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"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein
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"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,
everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him." -- Dereke Bruce
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"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your face." -- Ben Williams
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"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try
to make it look like the dog did it." -- Unknown
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"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the
wag of his tail.." -- Unknown
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"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation
as the dog does." -- Christopher Morley
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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than
he loves himself." -- Josh Billings
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"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." -- Holbrook
Jackson
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"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-- Andrew A. Rooney
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"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay
out and your dog would go in." -- Mark Twain
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"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not
the better for it." -- Abraham Lincoln
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"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to
go where they went." -- Unknown
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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he
will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a
man." -- Mark Twain
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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look
of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans
are nuts." -- John Steinbeck