See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog.

• You believe every dog is a lap dog.

• If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.

• You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.

• You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.

• You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.

• You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.

• No matter how large your bed is, it is not large enough for you and your dog(s).

• You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself.

• You have no reservations about kissing your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.

• You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the neighborhood. You know their names.

• You let the neighbor's dog sleep over.

• You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.

• Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.

• When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.

• You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.

• You talk to your dog when you are driving. He answers.

• Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.