• Allege
  A high rock shelf
• Arson
  Our daughter's brother
• Author
  A person who is usually write
• Autobiography
  A history of cars
• Avowal
  a, e, I, o, u, and sometimes y
• Backward
  Patient rooms at the rear of a hospital
• Bassinet
  What every fisherman wants
• Belong
  To take your time
• Carpet
  A dog who enjoys riding in a automobile
• Coffee
  Break Fluid
• Comma
  What a medium falls into
• Complaint
  A grief resume
• Condescend
  A prisoner escaping down the wall using a rope
• Deduce
  De lowest card in de deck
• Denounce
  Words that name things, not de verbs, de adjectives, etc.
• Document
  Repeating what your doctor told you in your own words
• Dogma
  A mother dog
• Eclipse
  What a gardener does to your hedge
• Earthquake
  A topographical error
• Falsehood
  Someone who pretends to be a gangster
• Feast
  An eat wave
• Flattery
  Phony express
• Fission
  What Huck Finn did when he played hookey
• Gentle
  Reproductive organ
  Non-Jewish
• Geometry
  What the acorn said when it grew up
• Grateful
  What it takes to build a good fire
• Handicap
  A ready-to-use hat
• Hanging
  A suspended sentence
• Hari-Kari
  Transporting a wig
• Hunger
  What the posse did to the lady rustler
• Hypochondriac
  A guy who won't let well enough alone
• Hypothesis
  What a boy says to his father on the telephone
• Indecision
  Under the whether
• Intense
  Where campers sleep
• Ketchup
  What the runners behind in a race want to do
• Kinship
  Your brother's boat
• Laundress
  A gown worn while sitting on the grass
• Legend
  The edge of a cliff
• Midget
  Center engine of a three-engine fast plane
• Minimum
  A very small mother
• Nitrate
  Cheapest price for calling long distance
• Observatory
  What Washington asked his spies to do
• Pandemonium
  A housing development for pandas
• Paradise
  Ivory cubes used in craps and backgammon
• Paradox
  Two physicians
• Paraffins
  Found on the sides of fish
• Paralyze
  Two untruths
• Praise
  Letting off esteem
• Protein
  An advocate of teen-agers rights
  Lady of the street too young to vote
• Rampage
  Section of a book about male sheep
• Sarcasm
  Quip lash
• Sherbet
  A tip on a horse race or sporting event
• Skier
  A person who jumps to contusions
• Sleet
  A slipcover
• Stirrup
  What you do with cake batter
• Subsidy
  A town underneath another town
• Tenure
  A year after nineure
• Thursday
  How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day
• Unabated
  A fishhook without a worm
• Valorous
  A big animal vit tusks vot lives in vater
• Vanguard
  A person who protects trucks
• Violinist
  A high-strung musician
• Warehouse
  What you ask when you're lost
• Washable
  What a cowboy does very carefully
• Wholesale
  Where a gopher goes to buy a home