• Chainsaw Consultant
  
  • An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the top brass with clean hands.
• Cube Farm
  
  • An office filled with cubicles.
• Idea Hamsters
  
  • People who always seem to have their idea generators running.
• Computer Potato
  
  • The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
• SITCOMs (Single Income, Two Children, Outrageous Mortgage)
  
  • What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
• Squirt the Bird
  
  • To transmit a signal to a satellite.
• Starter Marriage
  
  • A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.
• Stress Puppy
  
  • A person who seems to thrive onbeing stressed out and whiny.
• Swiped Out
  
  • An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
• Xerox Subsidy
  
  • Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.