• Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's

• Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do

• Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall

• Bernadette \burn'-a-det\: The act of torching a mortgage

• Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\: What a crook sees with

• Control \kon-trol'\: A short, ugly inmate

• Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

• Eclipse \i-klips'\: what an English barber does for a living

• Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\: a clumsy ophthalmologist

• Heroes \hee'-rhos\: what a guy in a boat does

• Left Bank \left' bangk'\: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot

• Misty \mis'-tee\: How golfers create divots

• Paradox \par'-uh-doks\: two physicians

• Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

• Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: a helper on the farm

• Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: what penguins see with

• Primate \pri'-mat\: removing your spouse from in front of the TV

• Relief \ree-leef'\: what trees do in the spring

• Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\: what you do to relax your wife

• Seamstress \seem'-stres\: describes 250 pounds in a size six

• Selfish \sel'-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does

• Subdued \sub-dood'\: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man

• Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a government official