Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper. He was given another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in:

• Honor Roll
  • We was playin bidwiz on the stoop the other day, man I was honor roll.

• Planet
  • I know this dude who got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he planet in the backyard.

• Dismay
  • I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said dismay hurt a little.

• Omelette
  • I should punch you dead in the eye for what you just said but omelette this one go this time.

• Stairway
  • Getting high is stupid. It just make you stairway into space.

• Mobile
  • I went to the store to buy some food, I was short on cash, my man said gimme one mobile.

• Defense
  • I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped defense and got away.

• Afro
  • I got so mad at my girl, afro a lamp at her.

• Aftermath
  • I don't feel like being at school today so aftermath, I'm out.

• Locket
  • I slam the door so hard, I locket.

• Domineering
  • My girl's birthday was yesterday, I got her a domineering.

• Kenya
  • I needed money fo the subway, so I axe a stranger Kenya spare some change.

• Derange
  • is where da deer and antelope play.

• Data
  • At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said data boy.

• Beware
  • I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis beware I get a job?"

• Dimension
  • I be tall, dark, handsome and not dimension smart. (HA!)

• Coatroom
  • The judge said, "One more outburst like that, you'll be thrown out de coatroom."

• Decide
  • My boy frontin' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on decide.