• "Domino vobiscum."
• The pizza guy is here.
• "Auda similarum ad seattles."
• They all sound just like Pearl Jam.
• "Sharpei diem."
• Seize the wrinkled dog.
• "Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus."
• Remove foil before microwaving.
• "Il guyus nissanem iste ickye."
• That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.
• "Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum."
• Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.
• "Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."
• A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
• "Motorolus interruptus."
• Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.
• "Veni, vidi, Pesci."
• I came, I saw, I moidered da bum.
• "Revelare Pecunia!"
• Show Me The Money!
• "Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat."
• Yeah, where DO I want to go today?
• "Sic semper tyrannus."
• Your dinosaur is ill.
• "No Quid Pro Quo."
• I'm Sorry, We're All Out of Quid.
• "Cavaeat humanus sic tofu burritus e toga."
• Beware of the man with a tofu burrito in his toga.
• "Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."
• It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.
• "Veni, Vidi, Velcro"
• I came; I saw; I stuck around.
• "Et tu, pluribus unum?"
• The government just stabbed me in the back!