• Men are like.....Coffee.
  The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
• Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
  Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
• Men are like.....Blenders.
  You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
• Men are like.....Coolers.
  Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
• Men are like.....Copiers.
  You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
• Men are like.....Curling irons.
  They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
• Men are like.....Government bonds.
  They take so long to mature.
• Men are like.....High heels.
  They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
• Men are like.....Horoscopes.
  They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
• Men are like.....Lava lamps.
  Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
• Men are like.....Laxatives.
  They irritate the shit out of you.
• Men are like.....Mascara.
  They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
• Men are like.....Mini skirts.
  If you're not careful, they'll creep up on your butt.
• Men are like.....Noodles.
  They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
• Men are like.....Parking spots.
  The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
• Men are like.....Plungers.
  They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
• Men are like.....Popcorn.
  They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
• Men are like.....Placemats.
  They only show up when there's food on the table.
• Men are like.....Snowstorms.
  You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.
• Men are like.....Used Cars.
  Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
• Men are like.....Vacations.
  They never seem to be long enough.
• Men are like.....Weather
  Nothing can be done to change either one of them.