What I Want in a Man


  • What I Want in a Man (age 22)
    • Handsome
    • Charming
    • Financially successful
    • A caring listener
    • Witty
    • In good shape
    • Dresses with style
    • Appreciates finer things
    • Full of thoughtful surprises
    • An imaginative, romantic lover, every day of the week

  • What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
    • Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
    • Opens car doors, holds chairs
    • Has enough money for a nice dinner
    • Listens more than talks
    • Laughs at my jokes
    • Carries bags of groceries with ease
    • Owns at least one tie
    • Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
    • Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
    • Seeks romance at least 4-5 times a week

  • What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
    • Not too ugly (bald head OK)
    • Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
    • Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
    • Nods head when I'm talking
    • Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
    • Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
    • Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
    • Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
    • Remembers to put the toilet seat down
    • Shaves most weekends
    • Interested in romance 2-3 times a week

  • What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
    • Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
    • Doesn't belch or scratch in public
    • Doesn't borrow money too often
    • Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
    • Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
    • Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
    • Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
    • Appreciates a good TV dinner
    • Remembers your name on occasion
    • Shaves some weekends
    • Hope for a kiss each day

  • What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
    • Doesn't scare small children
    • Remembers where bathroom is
    • Doesn't require much money for upkeep
    • Only snores lightly when asleep
    • Remembers why he's laughing
    • Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
    • Usually wears some clothes
    • Likes soft foods
    • Remembers where he left his teeth
    • Remembers that it's the weekend
    • Remembers what romance was like

  • What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
    • Breathing
    • Doesn't miss the toilet


 

 
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