• They don't scream if you twist them too hard.
• They don't get drunk and throw up in your bed.
• They are always good.
• They go away when you want them too.
• Rather have chocolate in your teeth than hair.
• Don't have to worry about the last person who ate one.
• It's always fun to swallow.
• They never talk.
• When it makes a mess in your bed, it's easy to clean.
• The creamy white stuff tastes good.