• I've smoked fatter joints than that.

• Ahhhh, it's cute.

• Why don't we just cuddle?

• You know they have surgery to fix that.

• Make it dance.

• Can I paint a smiley face on it?

• Wow, and your feet are so big.

• Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

• Oh no... a flash headache.

• (giggle and point)

• Can I be honest with you?

• How sweet, you brought incense.

• This explains your car.

• Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

• Why is God punishing me?

• At least this won't take long.

• I never saw one like that before.

• But it still works, right?

• It looks so unused.

• Maybe it looks better in natural light.

• Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

• Are you cold?

• If you get me real drunk first.

• Is that an optical illusion?

• What is that?

• It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

• Does it come with an air pump?

• So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

• I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.