• "Haven't I seen you before?"
• "Nice butt."
• "I'm a Romantic."
• "I'm poor."
• "I need you."
• "My hand is tired."
• "I am different from all the other guys."
• "I am not circumcised."
• "I want a commitment."
• "I'm sick of playing with myself."
• "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
• "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
• "I really want to get to know you better."
• "So I can tell my friends about it."
• "It's just orange juice, try it."
• "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head."
• "She's kinda cute."
• "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."
• "I don't know if I like her."
• "She won't sleep with me."
• "I miss you so much."
• "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good."
• "Was it good for you?"
• "I'm insecure about my manhood."
• "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
• "Is my love tool really that small?"
• "I had a wonderful time last night."
• "Who the hell are you?"
• "Do you love me?"
• "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
• "Do you 'really' love me?"
• "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."
• "How much do you love me?"
• "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."
• "I have something to tell you."
• "Get tested."
• "I'll give you a call."
• "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again."
• "I've been thinking a lot."
• "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
• "I think we should just be friends."
• "You're ugly."
• "I've learned a lot from you."
• "Next!!!!"