• Drink
• 17 ~ beer
• 25 ~ beer
• 35 ~ vodka
• 48 ~ double vodka
• 66 ~ Maalox
• Seduction Line
• 17 ~ My parents are away for the weekend.
• 25 ~ My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
• 35 ~ My fiancee is away for the weekend.
• 48 ~ My wife is away for the weekend.
• 66 ~ My second wife is dead.
• Favorite Sport
• 17 ~ sex
• 25 ~ sex
• 35 ~ sex
• 48 ~ sex
• 66 ~ napping
• Definition of a Successful Date
• 17 ~ "tongue"
• 25 ~ "breakfast"
• 35 ~ "She didn't set back my therapy."
• 48 ~ "I didn't have to meet her kids."
• 66 ~ "Got home alive."
• Favorite Fantasy
• 17 ~ getting to third
• 25 ~ airplane sex
• 35 ~ menage a trois
• 48 ~ taking the company public
• 66 ~ Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
• House Pet
• 17 ~ roaches
• 25 ~ stoned-out college roommate
• 35 ~ Irish setter
• 48 ~ children from his first marriage
• 66 ~ Barbi
• What's The Ideal Age to get Married
• 17 ~ 25
• 25 ~ 35
• 35 ~ 48
• 48 ~ 66
• 66 ~ 17
• Ideal Date
• 17 ~ Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
• 25 ~ "Split the check before we go back to my place"
• 35 ~ "Just come over."
• 48 ~ "Just come over and cook."
• 66 ~ sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.