• The Doctor
because he says, "Take your clothes off."
• The Dentist
because he says, "Open wide."
• The Hairdresser
because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".
• The Milkman
because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
• The Interior Decorator
because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"
• The Stock Broker
because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again."
• The Banker
because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
• The Hunter
because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
• The Telephone Guy
because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall?