• He wears the pants in the house - under his apron.
• He has two chances of winning an argument with her, slim and none.
• She leads a double life - hers and his.
• He comes right out and says what she tells him to think.
• She does not have to raise the roof; all she has to do is raise an eyebrow.
• He always has the last word - he says, "I apologize."
• He was a man about town, she has turned him into a mouse around the house.
• The last big decision she let him make was whether to wash or to dry.
• He put a ring on her finger and she put one through his nose.
• He was a dude before marriage - now he is subdued.
• He married her for her looks, but not the kind he's getting now.
• She lost her thumb in an accident and sued for $100,000, because it was the thumb she had him under.
• She even complains about the noise he makes, when he is fixing his own breakfast.
• He goes to a woman dentist - it's a relief to be told to open his mouth instead of to shut it.
• Every once in awhile she comes to him on her bent knees. She dares him to come out from under the bed.