• M: I know how to please a woman.
  W: Then please leave me alone.
  M: I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then.

• M: I want to give myself to you.
  W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
  M: Oh, just cheap perfume then.

• M: Your hair color is fabulous.
  W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
  M: Is that also where you got your eyelashes and colored contacts?

• M: You look like a dream.
  W: Go back to sleep.
  M: You mean this isn't a nightmare?

• M: I can tell that you want me.
  W: Yes, I want you to leave.
  M: Well, I wasn't planning on doing you HERE!

• M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
  W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
  M: Really? You look more like a "Yield."

• M: Your body is like a temple.
  W: Sorry, there are no services today.
  M: Here's a donation to restore the exterior.

• M: Is this seat empty?
  W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
  M: [Looking away] Honey, there's two here!

• M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
  W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
  M: You're right. I was lying.

• M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
  W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
  M: Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway.