Men, ya ever wonder what those bra cup size really mean? I've found the secret.

• A -- "A"lmost boobs.
• B -- "B"arely there.
• C -- "C"an do.
• D -- "D"amn good.
• E -- "E"normous.
• F -- "F"ake.
• G -- "G"igantic.
• H -- "H"umongous.
• I -- "I"ncredible.

Overbust Measurement

Measure round the fullest part of your bust to determine Cup size. If the bust measurement is:

• same as your bra size, your Cup size is A.
• 1 inch more gives Cup size B
• 2 inches more gives Cup size C
• 3 inches more gives Cup size D
• 4 inches more gives Cup size DD
• 5 inches more gives Cup size E

and so on through F, FF and G

This gives us:

• A - Anything there?
• B - Beginning (to get interesting)
• C - (worth) Considering
• D - Damn good
• DD - Doubly delicious
• E - Enormous
• F - Fabulous
• FF - Ffff-phew
• G - Golly gosh (or some such epithet)