• You can't change a man -- unless he's in diapers.

• What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

• If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.

• Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.

• Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

• Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

• Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

• Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

• If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

• The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

• If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him the checkbook.