• UYFSOMWPOV
• Ugly Yet Financially Secure Older Male With Plenty Of Viagra
• RCGWJWTW
• Rich Computer Geek Who Just Wants to Watch
• JRLA
• Janet Reno Look-Alike
• POJHFC
• President Of Jesse Helms Fan Club
• CWP
• Cigar-Wielding President
• TOML
• Twin of Monica Lewinsky
• MSG S/G W/B M/F KOP WPFYB
• Moonwalking Single-Gloved Straight/Gay White/Black Male/Female King Of Pop With Predilection For Young Boys
• RHMI
• Really Hip Macarena Instructor
• HAWGSOH
• Heroin Addict With Great Sense Of Humor
• STLSM
• Showtune Loving Straight Male
• WARSADAP
• Works At Radio Shack And Drives A Pinto
• BWBWWTBAR
• Broke White Boy Who Wants to be a Rapper