It is not my intention to offend you but to brighten your day, so please remember that before you write me that flaming email. Anything listed like this is a new addition.

 

 

• 5 Things Women Never Understand
• 9 Types of Boyfriends
• 9 Types of Girlfriends
• 10 Signs You Have PMS
• 10 Things Not to Say to Your Girlfriend's Parents
• 25 Things Women Want to Hear
• 100 Reasons Why it is Great to be a Man
• 100 Reasons Why it is Great to be a Woman
• 101 Things Not to Say During Sex
• A Bachelor's Kitchen Guide
• A Half Mile
• A Man's Strategy for Going to the Bathroom
• A Mismatched Pair of Gloves
• A Perfect Story
• A Woman's Little Instruction Book
• ABCs of Ex-Wives
• Acronyms Least Used in Personal Ads
• Advice for Women
• Advice from Men to Women
• Advice to Give Your Daughters
• Airplanes Versus Women
• All About Men
• An 80's Love Story
• And How Did You Die?
• And You Want What?
• And You Wonder *Why* It Didn't Last?
• ATM Behavior
• Bad Things to Say on a Date
• Basic Instructions for Women 101
• Bedtime Prayer for Men
• Bedtime Prayer for Women
• Biological Differences
• Bridge Building
• Buying Gifts for Men
• Cards to Send When the Relationship Goes Bad
• Care to Dance?
• Classes for Men
• Comebacks to Comebacks to One-Liners
• Comebacks to Pick-up Lines
• Consumer Report on Selecting Girlfriends
• Continuing Education Courses for Men
• Continuing Education Courses for Women
• Dating Versus Marriage
• Dear Tech Support
• Dennis Miller's Advice on What Men Want
• Difficult Women
• Ethnic Dating
• Facts About Men and Women
• Farmboys
• First Date
• Golden Anniversary
• Good, Bad, and Ugly
• Good Girls, Bad Girls
• Grounds for Divorce
• Harleys
• Harsh Things to Say to a Naked Man
• Have You Cheated?
• He Shall Overcome
• Henpecked Husbands
• Hints for Choosing a Mate
• Hobosexuality
• Hot Tub Etiquette For Women
• How Men And Dogs Are Alike
• How Men Could Win
• How To Ask A Man To Do Something
• How To Be Politically Correct When Talking About Men
• How To Make Your Girlfriend Eternally Happy
• How To Survive With Women
• Human Geography
• I Love Her, But...
• I Need a Quick Divorce!
• I'm Glad I'm A Man
• I'm Glad I'm a Woman
• I'm Not Saying She's Easy, But...
• If Dear Abby Was A Man
• If Men Ruled The World
• If Operating Systems Were Women...
• If Women Ruled the World
• If You Love Somebody...
• Important Wedding Information
• In Praise of Older Women
• Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary
• Introducing..The Invisible Fence Bra
• Man, I'm Glad I'm a Man, Man
• Man is Like an Automobile...
• Marooned
• Men and Women Compared
• Men Versus Women, Round 2
• Midlife for Women
• Moods...
• More Classes for Men
• On Men
• Oooops!
• Outdoor Barbequeing
• Pardon?
• Phrases Men Wish Their Women Would Say
• Precepts of the Manly Man
• Pure Female Bashing
• Pure Male Bashing
• Reasons Why Guitars are Better Than Women
• Reasons Why Handguns are Better than Women
• Reasons Why Women are Better than Guitars
• Recent Personal Ads
• Rejection Lines Given By Women and What They Mean
• Relationship Contract
• Rita Rudner's Facts About Men
• Rules to Date My Daughter
• Seven Ages of the Married Cold
• Signs She Is Bored Having Sex With You
• Signs You are Dating a Consultant
• Signs You are on a Bad Date
• Signs You Had A Bad First Date
• Signs You Have Hired the Wrong Marriage Counselor
• Signs You Might Be Experiencing Menopause
• Signs You Should Break Up
• Signs Your Divorce Isn't Going Well
• Signs Your Ex is Dating a Convict
• Signs Your Mate is Cheating on You
• So You Want A Guy...
• Spot
• SRH
• The Ages of Women
• The Bachelor Commandments
• The Chastity Belt
• The Downsides to Buying Sperm Over the Internet
• The Dr. Seuss Purity Test
• The Eight Qualities Of A Perfect Husband
• The Farmer's Daughter
• The Female Stages of Life
• The Five Toughest Questions
• The Girlfriend Catalog
• The Key to Bra Sizes
• The Lighter Side of Marriage
• The Male Stages of Life
• The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life!
• The Perfect Day
• The Real Meaning Behind Those Personal Ad Abbreviations
• The Relationship with Your Significant Other Is Over When ...
• The Right And Wrong Way to Ask A Man
• The Secret to Making a Marriage Last
• The Ten Commandments of Love
• The Top Ten Things Men Know and Understand About Women
• Upgrading to Boyfriend 4.0
• Upgrading to Girlfriend 4.0
• Ways to Drive a Woman Crazy
• Ways to Drive the Man in Your Life Crazy
• Wedding Telegrams
• What a Man Hears
• What a Man Says
• What Every Man Expects in a Wife
• What Every Young Girl Should Know About Men
• What I Want in a Man
• What Men Are Like
• When You Are Caught...
• Which is the Better Invention?
• Why A Man Can't Win
• Why Aren't You Married Yet?
• Why Boys and Girls are Equal, But Not the Same
• Why Chocolate is Better than Sex
• Why Cookie Dough is Better than Men
• Why Cybersex is Better
• Why Fishin' is Better Than Makin' Love
• Why Fishing is Better than Sex
• Why It's Great to be a Guy
• Why It's Great to be a Woman
• Why Kissing Is Good for You!
• Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women
• Why Oreos are Better than Men
• Wrong Answer
• You Know the Honeymoon Is Over When ...
• Yuppie Women