It is not my intention to offend you but to brighten your day, so please remember that before you write me that flaming email. Anything listed like this is a new addition.

• 12 Things Never to Say to a Cop
• 911 Calls
• A Case for the FBI
• A Second Offense
• A True Story from Orange County
• Advice to Dumb Criminals
• An Inmate's Last Wish
• Border Patrol
• Cookie Monsters
• Criminally Stupid
• FBI's Top 12 Deaths of the Year
• Field Sobriety Test
• Frivolous Lawsuits by Inmates
• Funny Police Quotes
• Groaner Alert
• Halt! You're Under Arrest!
• Hiring an Assassin
• How to Rob a Bank
• Just Cool Your Heels!
• Night Shift Thefts
• On Death Row
• Prison Pick-Up Lines
• The Blue Jerk of the Highway
• The Criminal Hall of Shame
• The Dyslexic Cop
• The Revised Miranda Rights
• Top Ten Signs The Police Chief Doesn't Like You
• Ways NOT To Begin Your Police Report
• Welcome to McDonald's
• What is Said Versus What is Meant
• What's in the Bags?
• You Just Can't Fool Them Flies
• You May Be A Cop If...