• Your opening line is: "So, what's your homepage address?"
• This is followed by, "And what websites are you on?"
• You see a beautiful sunset, and you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 6.0" on one of the clouds.
• You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.
• You felt driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding day.
• One of your best friends is Mirsky, and you've never met him.
• You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening towards the flimsy guardrail that separates you the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look for the "Back" button.
• You visit "The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything" again and again and again.
• Your dog has his own webpage.
• So does your hamster.
• So does your cat - with the count of hamster kills.
• So does your hamster.
• When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.