Smilies

:-)     Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
        joking statement.
;-)     Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
:-(     Frowning smilie.
:-I     Indifferent smilie. Better than Frowning but not quite as good as
        happy smilie
:->     User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:->    User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->    Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Those are the basic ones. Here are some somewhat less common ones:

(-:     User is left handed
%-)     User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*)     User is drunk
[:      User is a robot
8-)     User is wearing sunglasses
B:-)    Sunglasses on head
::-)    User wears normal glasses
B-)     User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-)    User is a little girl
:-)-8   User is a Big girl
:-{)    User has a mustache
:-{}    User wears lipstick
{:-)    User wears a toupee
}:-(    Toupee in an updraft
:-[     User is a Vampire
:-E     Bucktoothed vampire
:-F     Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7     User juust made a wry statDment
:-*     User just ate something sour
:-)~    User drools
:-~)    User has a cold
:'-(    User is crying
:'-)    User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@     User is screaming
:-#     User wears braces
:^)     User has a broken nose
:v)     User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_)     User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<)     User is from an Ivy League School
:-&     User is tongue tied.
=:-)    User is a hosehead
-:-)    User is a punk rocker
-:-(    (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=)     User has two noses
+-:-)   User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-)    User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-)    Same thing...other side
|-I     User is asleep
|-O     User is yawning/snoring
:-Q     User is a smoker
:-?     User smokes a pipe
O-)     Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O:-)    User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P     Nyahhhh!
:-S     User just made an incoherent statement
:-D     User is laughing (at you!)
:-X     User's lips are sealed
:-C     User is really bummed
<|-)    User is Chinese
<|-(    User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/     User is skeptical
C=:-)   User is a chef
@=      User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-)   User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o     Uh oh!
(8-o    It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)    And Bozo the Clown!
3:]     Pet smilie
3:[     Mean Pet smilie
d8=     Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-)   User is a Ham radio operator
:-9     User is licking his/her lips
%-6     User is braindead
[:-)    User is wearing a walkman
(:I     User is an egghead
<:-I    User is a dunce
K:P     User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-)    User is wearing a turban
:-0     No Yelling!     (Quiet Lab)
:-:     Mutant Smilie
        The invisible smilie
-)      User only has one eye
,-)     Ditto...but he's winking
X-(     User just died
8 :-)   User is a wizard

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.

:)     Midget smilie
:]     Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
=)     Variation on a theme...
:}     What should we call these? (what?)
:)     Happy
:>     what?
:@     what?
:D     Laughter
:I     Hmmm...
:(     Sad
:[     Real Downer
:<     what?
:{     what?
:O     Yelling
:C     what?
:Q     what?
:,(    Crying
]      Hugs and
:*     Kisses
|I     Asleep
|^o    Snoring

And still more variations on the theme:

:-`     smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1     smiley bland face
:-@     smiley face screaming
:-#|    smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$     smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%     smiley banker
:-6     smiley after eating something sour
:^)     smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7     smiley after a wry statement
8-)     smiley swimmer
:-*     smiley after eating something bitter
:-&     smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0     smiley orator
(:-(    unsmiley frowning
(:-)    smiley big-face
):-(    unsmiley big-face
)8-)    scuba smiley big-face
=:-)    smiley punk-rocker
=:-(    (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-)    smiley priest
:-q     smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e     disappointed smiley
:-t     cross smiley
:-i     semi-smiley
:-o     smiley singingnational anthem
:-p     smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[     un-smiley blockhead
:-]     smiley blockhead
:-{     smiley variation on a theme
:-}     ditto
{:-)    smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-)    above in an updraft
:-a     lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s     smiley after a bizzare comment
:-d     lefty smiley razzing you
g-)     smiley with pince-nez glasses
:-j     left smiling smilely
:-k     beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l     y. a. s.
:-:     mutant smiley
:-\     undecided smiley
:-|     "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-)     winking smiley
:-<     real sad smiley
:->     y.a.s.
:-z     y.a.c.s.
:-x     "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c     bummed out smiley
:-v     talking head smiley
:v)     left-pointing nose smiley
:-b     left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/     lefty undecided smiley
:-?     smilely smoking a pipe
-]      one-eyed smilely
,-}     wry and winking
0-)     smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=)    older smiley with mustache
:u)     smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n)     smiley with funny-looking right nose
:<      midget unsmiley
:>      midget smiley
}:^#})  Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin
:-)     ha ha
|-)     hee hee
|-D     ho ho
:->     hey hey
:-(     boo hoo
:-I     hmm
:-O     uh oh
:-P     nyah nyah
|-P     yuk
~:-(    net.flame
O|-)    net.religion
8:-I    net.unix-wizards
X-(     net.suicide
E-:-I   net.ham-radio
>:-I    net.startrek
3:o[    net.pets
:-}     beard
:-{     mustache
:-#     braces
:-X     bow tie
:-Q     smoker
<:I     dunce
(:I     egghead
@:I     turban
8-)     glasses
B-)     horn-rims
8:-)    glasses on forehead
:-8(    condescending stare
;-)     wink
>:-<    mad
:-(     Drama
:-)     Comedy
:-o     Surpise
8-|     Suspense
:-      Male
>-      Female
|-O     Birth
8-#     Death

 

 
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