I don't wanna do the dishes,
I don't wanna do the wash;
I sprinkled clothes a week ago,
And now my iron is lost!!

I don't wanna rattle pots,
I don't wanna rattle pans,
I see the mail light flashin,
I wanna chat with friends!!

Oh the tables need some dusting
and the floor could sure be mopped;
But I know if I get started
there'll be no place I can stop!

The closets are so full
things are falling off the shelves,
I wish for cleaning fairies
and magic little elfs

They could sprinkle fairy dust,
and twitch their little nose.
The windows would be sparkling;
I would have no dirty clothes.

Oh I know that I'm just dreamin',
My head is in the sky;
I must cook that meat that's greying
and bake that apple pie.

The Hubby needs a bath;
Doggy needs attention.
Wait! The other way around I mean -
my brain is in suspension.

I am runnin round in circles,
I am gettin nothin done,
I keep thinking of my web chat,
I am missing all the fun!

Well I know I'm not addicted,
Though I hear that all the time,
But I guess this stuff can wait on me -
Cause Today I'll Be On Line!!!