• Multitasking
• You can crash several programs all at once. No waiting!
• Built-in Networking
• You can crash several PC's all at once. No need to buy Novell Personal Netware or LANtastic to crash.
• Microsoft Network
• Connect with other Windows users and talk about your crash experiences. Support groups in different cities will be organized.
• PnP
• Plug and Pray (that it works)
• Multimedia
• Experience the immense sight and sound of crashing. Compatible with existing software It will also crash your existing software.
• Increased Productivity
• You will need to *increase* your budget to buy more *products* like RAM and HardDrives. Better yet, get a new computer! That's productivity.
• User-Friendly
• Picture of clouds
• State of the Art
• Pay for Bill's next bid for a work of art.
• Macintosh-like
• It took Microsoft eleven years and it's not even original.
• Online Registration
• Dial into Microsoft and let them snoop around your hard drive. This will guarantee you a place in Microsoft's files for the rest of your life.
• MS Plus
• More money for Bill's plus side.
• Optimize
• It will increase the utilization of your hard drive and CPU so much so that you'll end up upgrading your system.