- Multitasking
- You can crash several programs all at once. No waiting!
- Built-in Networking
- You can crash several PC's all at once. No need to buy Novell Personal Netware or LANtastic to crash.
- Microsoft Network
- Connect with other Windows users and talk about your crash experiences. Support groups in different cities will be organized.
- PnP
- Plug and Pray (that it works)
- Multimedia
- Experience the immense sight and sound of crashing. Compatible with existing software It will also crash your existing software.
- Increased Productivity
- You will need to *increase* your budget to buy more *products* like RAM and HardDrives. Better yet, get a new computer! That's productivity.
- User-Friendly
- Picture of clouds
- State of the Art
- Pay for Bill's next bid for a work of art.
- Macintosh-like
- It took Microsoft eleven years and it's not even original.
- Online Registration
- Dial into Microsoft and let them snoop around your hard drive. This will guarantee you a place in Microsoft's files for the rest of your life.
- MS Plus
- More money for Bill's plus side.
- Optimize
- It will increase the utilization of your hard drive and CPU so much so that you'll end up upgrading your system.