- PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
- APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
- SCSI - System Can't See It
- DOS - Defunct Operating System
- BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
- IBM - I Blame Microsoft
- DEC - Do Expect Cuts
- CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
- OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
- WWW - World Wide Wait
- MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
- NT - Not Today