• AOL
  Assholes On Line
• ASAP
  As Soon As Possible
• ASAFP
  As Soon As Friggin Possible
• AWGTHTGTTA
  Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
• AWGTHTGTTSA
  Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Shit Again
• BFD
  Big Fucking Deal
• BMD
  Buy Me Dildo
• BTSOOM
  Beats The Shit Out Of Me
• BT
  Byte This!
• BTWBO
  Be There With Bells On
• CMF
  Count My Fingers!
• CTC
  Choking The Chicken
• DBEYR
  Don't Believe Everything You Read
• DHYB
  Don't Hold Your Breath
• DILDO
  Darlin' I'll Lick De Ole
• DILLIGAD
  Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
• DQYDJ
  Don't Quit Your Day Job
• DYSTSOTT
  Did You See The Size Of That Thing
• FTASB
  Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
• FUBAR
  Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
• FUBB
  Fucked Up Beyond Belief
• FYI
  For Your Information
• FYM
  For Your Misinformation
• GR&D
  Grinning Running & Ducking
• HAK
  Hugs And Kisses
• HUYA
  Head Up Your A$$
• HHOK
  Ha Ha, Only Kidding
• HHO1/2K
  Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
• HIOOC
  Help! I'm Out Of Coffee!
• IANAC
  I Am Not A Crook
• IFABCTE
  I Found A Bug, Call The Exterminator
• IITYWTMWYKM
  If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me
• IITYWTMWYBMAD
  If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
• IITYWTMWYLMA
  If I Tell You What This Means Will You Leave Me Alone
• IIWM
  If It Were Me
• ILSHIBAMF
  I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
• ILSHIBMS
  I Laughed So Hard I Broke My Stitches
• IMHO
  In My Humble Opinion
• IMNSHO
  In My Not So Humble Opinion
• KISS
  Keep It Simple Stupid
• LDTTWA
  Let's Do The Time Warp Again
• LOL
  Laughing Out Loud
• LSHHTCMS
  Laughed So Hard, Had To Change My Shorts
• LTIP
  Laughing Till I Puke
• MTFBWY
  May The Force Be With You
• NBFD
  No Big Fucking Deal
• NFW
  No Fucking Way
• NYCFS
  New York City Finger Salute
• OMIK
  Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
• ONNA
  Oh No, Not Again
• ONNTA
  Oh No Not This Again
• OTOH
  On The Other Hand
• OTOOH
  On The Other Other Hand
• OTSH
  On The Same Hand
• PFM
  Pure Fucking Magic
• PITA
  Pain In The A$$
• PMF
  Pull My Finger
• RTFM
  Read The Fucking Manual (or Message)
• SH
  Shit Happens
• SH2M
  Shit Happens To Me
• SOI
  Sit On It
• SOIAR
  Sit On It And Rotate
• SOL
  Shit Outta Luck
• TAFL
  Take A Flying Leap
• TDTM
  Talk Dirty To Me
• TFASB
  Time For A Sex Break
• TIC
  Tongue In Cheek
• TISEC
  Tongue In Someone Else's Cheek
• TLA
  Three Letter Acronym (such as this)
• TM
  Trust Me
• TSR
  Totally Stuck in RAM
• TTT
  That's The Ticket
• TWHAB
  This Won't Hurt A Bit
• VI
  Village Idiot
• WDIPME
  Where Did I Put My Excedrin
• WGAFS
  Who Gives A Flying Squat
• WTHDTIM
  What The Hell Do These Initials Mean
• WTSDS
  Where The Sun Don't Shine
• WWW
  World Wide Wait
• WYSIWYG
  What You See Is What You Get
• WYSIUWYW
  What You See Isn't Usually What You Want
• YGBFK
  You Gotta Be Fucking Kiddin'