• Andes is an after dinner mint
• The Balkans are an alien people on Star Trek
• The English Channel is a TV sitcom about Charles and Camilla
• The United Kingdom is a cultural theme park
• Butte Montana is Joe's new girlfriend
• Reno Nevada is what you get for being Attorney General
• The Tropic of Cancer is a sunscreen lotion
• The $10,000 Pyramid is in Egypt
• The Gaza Strip is a Middle Eastern folk dance
• The Ring of Fire is the center ring of Barnum and Bailey's Circus
• The Bermuda Triangle is a percussion instrument in a reggae band
• The Cumberland Gap gives out a pair of clogs with every set of jeans sold
• The International Dateline is a new cable TV network
• The Equator is a cartoon action figure
• The Continental Shelf is a specialty section of the supermarket
• An archipelago is a food stabilizer
• The Dust Bowl is Granny's old favorite dish
• A fault is what you find in other people
• A fjord is a Norwegian car
• A mantle is what goes over your fireplace
• Tide is a laundry detergent
• You can do a research paper to find out who killed the Dead Sea