Following questions and answers were collated from recent British GCSE exams (16 year olds)!

• Earth Science
  • Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

  • Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

  • Q: How is dew formed?
    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

  • Q: What is a planet?
    A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

• Sociology
  • Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
    A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

  • Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
    A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

• Biology
  • Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

  • Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

  • Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    A: Premature death.

  • Q: What is artificial insemination?
    A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

  • Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
    A: Keep it in the cow.

  • Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
    A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

  • Q: Give the meaning of the term Caesarean Section.
    A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

  • Q: What is a terminal illness?
    A: When you are sick at the airport

• Technology
  • Q: What is a turbine?
    A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

• Religious Education
  • Q: What is a Hindu?
    A: It lays eggs.