• you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litterbox."

• you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.

• you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.

• you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.

• you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.

• you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!

• you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.

• you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids orgrandkids.

• you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.

• your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."

• you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.

• you refer to your cat as your furry child.

• your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."

• you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.

• you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!

• you set a place at the dinner table for your cat.

• you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."

• you call home and leave a message on the answering machinefor your cat.

• you have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answeringmachine.

• you and kitty have matching outfits.

• your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation.

• you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.

• your favorite friends have fleas.

• you chose a house to buy based on it having a good location forthe catbox.

• you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.

• you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.

• you are lost for conversation with non-cat people.

• you meow so well, you confuse the cats.

• you bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore...at length.