• A cat always hits the litterbox.

• Better chance of training a cat.

• No matter what your cat drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.

• You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.

• If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.

• A cat purrs when you serve him dinner.

• You can de-claw a cat... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.

• It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.

• You don't have to worry about your cat turn into a pig when you host a party.

• A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.

• If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.