Reasons to Own a Cat Over a Dog
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Cats rule. Dogs drool.
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Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're
horny.
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Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
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In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's
choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
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Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw
them.
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Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.
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Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before
tearing it to shreds.
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Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash right in front
of the screen.
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No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat."
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Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.
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Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your
crotch.
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Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.
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Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"
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Garfield. Odie.
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Enough said.