Cool Things About a Car
that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light
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Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am!
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Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
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Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.
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Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
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Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool.
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No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.
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Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.
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LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.
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You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole driving home
from work.
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You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear horizontal stripes.
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That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.
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Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose a limb if he tries
to duck through back seat.
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Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics.
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Bugs never see you comin'.
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Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan "It's there before
you order or it's free!" License plate: "Me=mc2"
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Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they land in last week
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Chicks dig it.