• Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am!
• Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
• Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.
• Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
• Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool.
• No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.
• Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.
• LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.
• You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole driving home from work.
• You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear horizontal stripes.
• That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.
• Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose a limb if he tries to duck through back seat.
• Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics.
• Bugs never see you comin'.
• Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!" License plate: "Me=mc2"
• Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they land in last week
• Chicks dig it.