Driving School: Real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school:
- Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.- Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."- Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.- Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.- Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.- Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if s/he is cute.- Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.- Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.- Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.