• MUST SELL
  ....before it blows up.

• NEEDS SOME BODY WORK
  ....was blindsided by a Winnebego.

• LOOKS LIKE NEW
  ....just don't try to drive it anywhere.

• ALL ORIGINAL
  ....I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.

• LOADED WITH OPTIONS
  ....each one more troublesome than the next.

• NEVER SMOKED IN
  ....unfortunately, that's the best thing I can say about it.

• PROJECT CAR
  ....doesn't run.

• LOTS OF POTENTIAL
  ....doesn't run.

• NEEDS MINOR REPAIR
  ...doesn't run.