• Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.

• Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!"

• Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.

• Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.

• When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.

• When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say, "Oops."

• Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?"

• After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.

• Fill your car with beer bottles.

• The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.

• Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial test.

• In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.

• Swear at everybody on the road.

• When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light.

• Beep your horn at everything.

• Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.