Please check the workshop you would like to attend next year

• Self-Improvement Workshops:

___Creative Suffering
___Overcoming Peace of Mind
___You and Your Birthmark
___Guilt Without Sex
___The Primal Shrug
___Ego Gratification Through Violence
___Holding Your Child's Attention Through Guilt And Fear
___Dealing With Post Self-Realization Depression
___Whine Your Way To Alienation
___How To Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation

• Business/Career Workshops:

  ___Money Can Make You Rich
  ___Talking Good: How You Can Improve Speech & Get A Better Ego
  ___I Made $100 In Real Estate
  ___Packaging & Selling Your Child: Parents' Guide to the Korean Market
  ___Career Opportunities in Iran
  ___Under-Achiever's Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities
  ___Filler Phrases for Thesis Writers
  ___Tax Shelters for the Poor
  ___How To Profit From Your Own Body

• Home Economics Workshops:

  ___How To Convert Your Family Room Into A Garage
  ___How To Cultivate Viruses In Your Refrigerator
  ___Burglar-Proof Your Home With Concrete
  ___Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
  ___Sinus Drainage At Home
  ___101 Other Uses For Your Vacuum Cleaner
  ___The Repair & Maintenance Of Your Virginity
  ___How To Convert A Wheelchair Into A Dune Buggy
  ___What To Do With Your Conversion Kit
  ___Christianity And The Art Of RV Maintenance

• Health & Fitness Workshops:

  ___Creative Tooth Decay
  ___Exorcism & Acne
  ___High Fiber Sex
  ___Suicide & Your Health
  ___Bio-Feedback & How To Stop It
  ___Skate Your Way To Regularity
  ___Optional Body Functions
  ___Understanding Nudity
  ___Tap Dance Your Way To Social Ridicule