Application to Live in New Jersey


Name: _____________________________

Nickname: _____________________________

Address: _____________________________

Exit # (NJ Turnpike): _______

Exit # (Garden State Parkway): _______

  1. Ethnic Background:
    • ___Italian
    • ___Sicilian
    • ___Jewish
    • ___Italian
    • ___Italian

  2. Backyard Smells Like:
    • ___Sewage
    • ___Sulfur
    • ___Garbage
    • ___All 3

  3. # of Muscle Shirts Owned:
    • ___5-10
    • ___10-15
    • ___15-20
    • ___20 and above

  4. # of Bon Jovi Tour Shirts Owned:
    • ___5-10
    • ___10-15
    • ___15-20
    • ___20 and above

  5. # of Bon Jovi Shirts That are Also Muscle Shirts:
    • ___5-10
    • ___10-15
    • ___15-20
    • ___20 and above

  6. Brand of Jeans Preferred:
    • ___Sergio Valente
    • ___Jordache
    • ___Sassoon
    • ___Z.Cavaricci

  7. Percentage of Wardrobe Which is Skintight:
    • ___100%
    • ___95-100%
    • ___90-95%
    • ___85-90%

  8. # of Gold Chains Owned:
    • ___10-15
    • ___15-20
    • ___20-25
    • ___25 and above

  9. # of Gold Chains Worn at One Time:
    • ___5-10
    • ___10-15
    • ___15-20
    • ___20 and above

  10. Approximate Value of ALL jewelry:
    • ___$5-$25
    • ___$25-$50
    • ___$50-$100
    • ___Stolen

  11. Number of Applications of Obsession/Polo/Drakar Before Going Out:
    • ___10-15
    • ___15-25
    • ___25 and above

  12. Gold Cap on at Least One Tooth?
    • ___Yes
    • ___No

  13. Hair Height (must be completed by applicants seeking residency in Edgewater or Bayonne)
    • ___6-8 inches
    • ___8-12 inches
    • ___1-2 feet
    • ___More than 2 feet

  14. Hair Products Used:
    • ___Hair Spray
    • ___Styling Gel
    • ___Mouse
    • ___Extra

  15. Hold Styling Gel:
    • ___Bondo
    • ___Spackle
    • ___40 Weight Oil
    • ___Krazy Glue

  16. Automobile Owned:
    • ___IROC Z
    • ___Firebird
    • ___Camaro
    • ___Mustang
    • ___Thunderbird

  17. Number of Inches Car is Off the Ground:
    • ___6-8 inches
    • ___4-6 inches
    • ___2-4 inches
    • ___Under 2 inches

  18. Car Paraphernalia:
    • ___Gold chain around license plate
    • ___Neon lights around license plate
    • ___Neon lights under car
    • ___Chippendales/Playboy air freshener hanging on rear view mirror
    • ___Garter hanging from rear view mirror
    • ___Chrome hubcaps
    • ___Stick-on window tinting
    • ___Stick-on paint splash stickers
    • ___Fuzzy dice tattoo
    • ___Crown deodorizer on dash or in rear window

  19. Favorite Sports Team:
    • ___Fuckin' Giants
    • ___Fuckin' Jets
    • ___Fuckin' Mets
    • ___Fuckin' Yankees
    • ___Fuckin' Nets
    • ___Fuckin' Knicks
    • ___Fuckin' Devils
    • ___Fuckin' Rangers
    • ___Fuckin' Islanders

  20. Favorite Music:
    • ___Techno
    • ___Rap
    • ___Bon Jovi
    • ___Bruce Springsteen

  21. Favorite Actor/Actress:
    • ___Joe Pesci
    • ___Robert DeNiro
    • ___Al Pacino
    • ___Marisa Tomei
    • ___Annette Funicello
    • ___Anna Magnani

  22. Favorite Movie:
    • ___The Godfather
    • ___The Godfather Part II
    • ___The Godfather Part III
    • ___Goodfellas
    • ___My Cousin Vinnie

  23. Favorite Profanity (proceeded by YO!):
    • ___Motherfucker
    • ___Cocksucker
    • ___Jerkoff
    • ___Scumbag
    • ___Douche Bag

  24. # of Religious Statutes at Grandparents House:
    • ___5-10
    • ___10-15
    • ___15-20
    • ___20 and above

  25. Relatives Named "Sal"
    • ___5-10
    • ___10-15
    • ___15-20
    • ___20 and above

  26. Favorite International Destination:
    • ___Belmar
    • ___Seaside Heights
    • ___Point Pleasant
    • ___Bayonne
    • ___Great Adventure
    • ___Secaucus

  27. Favorite Driving Technique
    • ___Tailgating
    • ___Attacking stop signs
    • ___Doing 106 mph on the right shoulder of the parkway
    • ___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (non-related)
    • ___Giving the finger to slow, elderly drivers (own grandparents)


 

 

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