• A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones have been busy for a year!"
• You forgot how to work the TV remote control.
• You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
• You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
• You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
• You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.
• You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.
• Tech support calls YOU for help.
• You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."
• You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.
• You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.
• You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
• You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
• You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.
• You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
• You look at an annoying person off-line and wish that you had your ignore button handy.
• You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for 2 hours.
• "Where did the time go?"
• You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.
• You get up in the morning and go online before you get your coffee.
• .....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
• You've gone to an unstaffed AOL room to give tech support.
• You think faster than the computer.
• You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}}and **kisses**.
• Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.
• You're on the phone and say BRB.
• Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.