• If You See A Bee, RUN
• Avoid Being Abducted By Aliens At All Costs
• Never Expect An Informant To Stick Around For Long
• Avoid People Dressed In Black
• Glow-In-The-Dark Bugs Are Bad
• Freaky Worm Mutants That Live In Sewers Are Bad
• Protect Your Liver From Mutant Liver-Eating Men
• Protect Your Pituitary Gland From Mutant Pituitary Gland-Eating Men
• Protect Your Fat From Mutant Fat-Eating Men
• Always Check Rocks For Gooey Alien Black Oil
• Make Sure Your Local PTA Is Demon-Free
• Avoid People With Gargoyle Fetishes
• Don't Bring Your Pet When You Go Lake Monster Hunting
• Don't Smoke
• Don't Get A Red Tattoo
• Don't Drill Holes In Your Head
• Red Eyes Are A Bad Sign
• If You Feel Yourself Being 'Drawn' Somewhere, In Short - Don't Go
• The Truth *Is* Out There...Somewhere
• If It's Iced Tea, It Could Be Love, But If It's Root Beer, It's Fate.
• Never Leave Home Without Your Superduper Alien-Bounty-Hunter-Killing Fffftttt Stiletto Needle Thing Weapon Thing
• Cable T.V. Can Be Linked To Strange Behavior - Trust Me, I Know