• I'm not as smart as I thought I was
• Only other parents are cool
• Gray hair is inherited from our children
• I don't understand anything
• You can never have enough nachos, pizza, and soda in the house
• Some 4-letter words are hard to speak at home (love, work, help) and other's aren't
• Toddlers step on your toes, teens step on your heart
• I can't cook
• Rules are meant to be broken
• You can't make someone do something they don't want to do
• Stress is not for adults only
• A clean room is an oxymoron
• Friends come first
• Dinner together is a "foreign" meal
• Live for today
• Never take *NO* for an answer
• Clothes hangers look better on the floor - next to what they were intended to hang
• Video game strategy can be recited in detail, but don't ask about homework
• You're *amned if you do and you're *amned if you don't