• Don't dream it, be it.
• In just seven days (and seven nights), I can make you a man.
• Castles don't have phones, so if you go driving on a rainy night, take a cellular phone.
• And check the spare tire before you go.
• You can remove the cause, but not the symptom.
• Don't get strung out by the way I look - I'm a wild and an untamed thing.
• It's not easy having a good time, but it is easy to smear your makeup.
• I'm a muscle fan, you'd better wise up, build your thighs up.
• There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure, unless you're in a southern state - then it's seven years.
• The only thing I've come to trust is an orgasmic rush of lust. Toucha toucha touch me.
• Old Steve Reeves movies are not too abysmal.
• The future is ours, so let's plan it.
• Time is fleeting, so let's do the time warp again.
• Meat Loaf thought he was Divine. Divine was not amused.
• Stay sane inside insanity. Stay dry in the castle.
• By the light of the night, it will all seem all right. Of course, you won't be able to see it.