• Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
• Don't cry over spilled milk.
• When chewing your cud, remember: There's no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
• The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
• Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
• It's better to be seen and not herd.
• Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
• Never take any bull from anybody.
• Always let them know who's the bossy.
• Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
• Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
• Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.