• Indecision is the key to flexibility.
• The facts, although ineresting, are irrelevant.
• Someone who thinks logically is a nice cantrast to the real world.
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
• I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
• One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
• Every time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
• There is always one more imbicile than you counted on.
• Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
• The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing.