• Be finicky - they'll try harder to please you.

• Give attitude - get attention.

• If you don't like your presents, SULK.

• If you get bored at your party - just curl up for a nap.

• Don't stress out over your first grey whisker

• Act completely unimpressed by the presents you receive.

• Remember, this is your day, so if anyone bugs you, you're allowed to hiss and spit.

• Take the day off and lie in the sun.

• Stay out on the prowl all night long.

• Demand only the most expensive fresh fish for dinner.

• It's a good day to shed your inhibitions.

• Act catty - toy with your presents before you tear them open.

• Don't overdo it with the catnip or you'll regret it in the morning.

• If you aren't getting enough attention, sharpen your claws on somebody's leg.

• Don't let anything or anyone PUT YOU OUT!

• And remember...curiosity might kill you, but birthdays won't!