• Life is hard and then you nap.

• Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours

• Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day annoy them and play with them when they're busy.

• When in doubt, cop an attitude.

• Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there.

• Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.

• Make your mark in the world -- or at least spray in each corner.

• When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.

• Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care."